Tennis Stalker Anyone?
Stalkers suck.

Some tennis players, especially Russian ones, are freakin' hot. But not hot enought to stalk. Anna Kournikova has one. He's now in the pscho ward in Miami. Martina Hingis was stabbed by one a few years back. Remember that? Psycho.

I would love to see Bush & Putin get into a little shoving match. That would be sweet. Their security people would be all amped up. I'd watch that on pay-per-view.

Does anybody even care about the tsunami victims anymore? I do.

I'm starting to like David Beckham. Why? How? It's cuz he named his new baby boy, Cruz. He plays in Spain now, so he chose a Spanish name, albiet a surname. The oldest one is Brooklyn and the other one is Romeo. I think it's real cool.

It's sad that I know Posh Spice's kids' names. Damn.

Sushi is the greatest Japanese import. No doubt.

Gwen Stefani is so g'damn sexy. Momma mia.

Keep fightin', Pope. Don't give up. If you die, some religious fanatics out there might start another doomsday cult.

I hate doomsday cults, even ones who wear purple Nikes.
- posted by Random Echoes @ 1:12 AM